OK, SO! My ex was deeply offended when I stated that I did not like the salt free ketchup. I now know why.
Instead of salt, the ketchup uses a substitute: Potassium Chloride. Innocuous, food safe, but dangerous if you're on a potassium sparing diuretic. I'm not. My blood pressure stays just fine unaided (even on a CNS stimulant like Adderall), but, for kicks and because, I don't have very many salts of potassium, it was a cheap addition to my reagents collection (and I'm ALL about the cheap right now!) so, I decided to do a little taste test this morning. This strongly reaffirmed my belief that the addition of KCl to ANYTHING will render it unfit for human consumption.
OK, so, in my usual spice/seasoning tasting procedure, I shook out a small amount onto my hand. The crystals were just as cubic as our friendly NaCl salt that we all know and LOVE ♥. That, my dear friends, is where the similarity ends.
I wet my index finger, dipped it in the small pile to pick up a few crystals. I then placed my finger in my mouth and onto my tongue. For about the first 10ms it was kind of like salt, then it hit, an acrid, cloying, and gag inducing sensation of, "OH MY GOD, SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH this substance in my mouth" Yes, I gagged. Yes, my eyes squeezed down tight and my feeble brain tried to process this horror-inducing sensation in my mouth. I swallowed. The small amount won't actually hurt me, WILL IT? No, I'm reasonably sure it won't. The aftertaste, an impossible to describe, somewhat bitter, medicinal aftertaste permeated my mouth. If I didn't do something quick to neutralize the horror building in my mouth, I was sure to lose my breakfast. I grabbed the nearest drink. A freshly poured glass of cola, and chugged it down, to remove the ionic nightmare from my mouth.
I will never EVER ingest such a vile substance again. Into the reagent cabinet it goes, never to soil another morsel of food ever again.
- It won't raise your blood pressure
- I'm sure it would be just as neat as sodium chloride for growing pretty cubic crystals
- It looks just like salt
- Has a nifty warning to consult your physician before using any sort of salt substitute
- Makes a fine addition to my reagents. I don't have any potassium compounds, and now I do
- An excellent source of potassium.
- A great way to pull cruel pranks on unknowing friends when they go to salt up their delicious fries.
- May induce vomiting
- Looks can be deceiving. It looks like salt, it shakes like salt, but unlike salt, it tests your gag reflex.
- It might kill you if you are on certain medications for the blood pressure you're watching so closely.
- It's not iodized like sodium chloride. Your thyroid will be angry.
- It has a highly disagreeable medicinal aftertaste that will leave you wishing you were dead.